The Genocide continues

Once again, the Israeli Fuhrer (Ehud Olmert, above) is impatient with the progress of his ethnic cleansing programme and has decided to accelerate it. Concentration camp Gaza corpse production has dropped off over the last few months and needs to be adjusted to meet the annual targets. To make things worse, those evil murdering Palestinian terrorists keep taunting the Vaterland with firework parties. He is reported to have screeched:

"Das ist nicht erlaubt! Jede muss wissen das unserer Feurwerken sind viel Grosser, lauter, und kraftiger als dieser scheisslich kleine dingern.

Sieg heil! Sieg Heil! Sieg heil! Sieg Heil! Sieg heil! Sieg Heil!"

etc, which roughly translated means:

"Let's kill a few more Ay-rabs, they're breathing air which could be better employed by Israeli lungs! Those docile Americans and Europeans won't give a shit."

Meanwhile, the only official body which does appear to have a working digestive system, the United Nations, released the following press statement:

Gaza, 27 December 2008

The Commissioner-General of UNRWA, Karen AbuZayd, expressed her horror to the extensive destruction visited upon Gaza Strip today and her deep sadness to the terrible loss in human life. UNRWA, the United Nation’s Relief and Works Agency for Palestine Refugees, strongly urges the Israeli Government to heed calls for ceasing its bombardment on Gaza. Israel is a signatory to international conventions that protect non-combatants in times of conflict. These conventions are worthless if they are not upheld.

UNRWA will exert all efforts to respond as quickly as possible to relieve suffering and pain. The killings and destruction today followed weeks of a tight blockade that prevented UNRWA, and other humanitarian agencies, from assisting the population and mitigating the difficult economic situation. The population is paying the price from the prolonged blockade, absence of basic needs to 1.5 million persons and now a military escalation.

UNRWA recognizes Israel’s legitimate security concerns however, its actions should be in conformity with international humanitarian law and it should not use disproportionate force. UNRWA calls on Israel to guarantee humanitarian agencies unrestricted and secure access into Gaza and respect its obligations under international humanitarian law by ensuring the safety of the Palestinian civilian population.

-Ends-

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When will those silly Palestinian boys realise that setting off fireworks only provided a pretext for the NAZIs to justify their extension of the 'purification' of Palestinian territory in preparation for further expansion?

Let me give you some advice - if you want to hurt Israel, don't kill people or frighten them with fireworks - hit them where it hurts, in the pocket! Banks and stock markets are heavily reliant on networked computer technology. No-one in Europe or the USA is going to get too excited if some cables get damaged in Tel Aviv, but break one Israeli fingernail and that justifies whatever the NAZIs want to do! Use your brains if you have any.